Alabama, I can not wait to meet you.

It would seem my mother has just decided that two months is too long to be away for.

VOMIT EVERYWHERE.

Cool.

It will happen. Mark my words. June 11th to August 13th I will be living it up amongst the southerners.

If not?

I will pierce my nose.

Rebellion.

One of the perks.

p.s. I was searching for nose piercings on google images and the majority of them were Miley Cyrus. I never thought I'd see the day when Google would stoop so low.